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    A pinoy in New York was masturbating while looking at the sky. An american asked, " Hey, wat r u doing?"
     " Fucking my wife in d Philippines via satellite!" the pinoy replied.

  • From: jenKabalikat
    Total Posts: 32
    Wed, 17 Mar 2010 14:25:34 +0800
    big 142 139-153, mam emma. Actually, i'm okay now, so far so good, i'm now on a 3 or 6-month healing period for my right eye. an 16 lang ay 74 ko naman mapa hindian ang mga pakiusap ng mga chapter, sana lang 74 nang bumuka uli ang mata gaya sa nangyari nuong una. 44s to all
  • From: Emily S. RegidorKabalikat
    Total Posts: 3
    Wed, 17 Mar 2010 08:26:08 +0800


    "Happy2 Birthday to Sir 400-16, wishing you all the happiness, good health and more blessings.

    And Happy Birthday also to all 41s celebrators today.



    from: 400-20
  • From: 1442Kabalikat
    Total Posts: 1
    Tue, 16 Mar 2010 19:40:41 +0800
    sir haji kmusta na???? kilan uli lakad natin!!!!!

    sir tolins!!!! fire pvention na!!!! anong balita???green valley... ....
  • From: Emily S. RegidorKabalikat
    Total Posts: 3
    Tue, 16 Mar 2010 10:59:16 +0800
    just checking in.... happy lunch time to all 41s
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15yo: Lord,give me a cute man!
in her twenties: Lord,give me a gorgeous man!
in her thirties: Lord,give me a good man!
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Via Satellite

    A pinoy in New York was masturbating while looking at the sky. An american asked, " Hey, wat r u doing?"
     " Fucking my wife in d Philippines via satellite!" the pinoy replied.

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