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SMS TeXt Jokes
Fraction
~~~ I realized that 3 out of 2 people in this world don't understand fractions.~~~
Girls’ wish
eto mga prayers ng mga babae.
7yo: Lord, give me superman!
15yo: Lord,give me a cute man!
in her twenties: Lord,give me a gorgeous man!
in her thirties: Lord,give me a good man!
in her forties: Lord,give me a MAN...
fifties: Lord,give me kahit sino MAN..
sixties+ : Lord,sige na naMAN!
common sense
Common sense isn't common
Suburbia
Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.
My girl and me
My girl and me,
we are so perfect,
she loves me,
and I love myself too...
Pizza
While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man
ordering a small pizza to go.
He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6.
He thought about it for some time before
responding.
"Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think
I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces."
The way to a mans heart
Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.
is it a dog?
This dog,
is dog,
a dog,
good dog,
way dog,
to dog,
keep dog,
an dog,
idiot dog,
busy dog,
for dog,
20 dog,
seconds dog! ...
Now read without the word dog.
The Ring
First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.
Bed talk
BOY: Is this your first time?
GIRL: Oo naman! why do you guys always ask the same question?
Logic
HUSBAND: Hon, may sasabihin ka?
WIFE: Eh kasi hon... When I was lost you were there,
when I was down you were there,
when I almost died you were there ...
Di kaya ikaw ang malas sa buhay ko?!!!
I C U
When I want 2 see the sky, I C U.
When I want 2 c the flowers, I C U.
When I want 2 c the moon, I C U.
so please get a side and clear my VIEW!
How many women
Wife asked his husband how many women he had slept with?
Husband proudly replies, only you darling...
...with others I was AWAKE!!
something 4 u
I wanted to send u something nice that would make u smile but the postman told me to get out of the mailbox!
wat u gonna do
Q: If a devil catches ur wife, wat wud u do?
A: U can do nothin. If devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences.
Ideal Man
The IDEAL man does not smoke,
does not drink,
does not flirt,
goes to bed early, in short ...
does not exist
You meaN a lOt 2 ME
I wanted to tell you that I truly treasure our friendship- you mean a lot to me.
You cry...I cry.
You laugh..I laugh.
You jump out of the window...
I...
I...
I...look down and then I laugh again.
math class
Math Teacher: Anong pinag-iba ng 69 at 6.9?
Student : Ma'm pareho lng po cla ng position kya lng mas kadiri ang 6.9.
Math Teacher: Bkit?
Student : Ksi po me period!
Via Satellite
A pinoy in New York was masturbating while looking at the sky. An american asked, " Hey, wat r u doing?"
" Fucking my wife in d Philippines via satellite!" the pinoy replied.
